We're getting better all the time!

I would like to take this time and let all of my close associates and friends who visit this blog who are not yet White American Bank customers know that our rates have changed again! If you're white, our service for you just keeps getting better!

1st thru 3rd class plans (the basics)

For wonderful 1st class white customers...

[This program is approved only for fully white Americans. There are no exceptions to this.]

* free checking
* customized check books (over 700 templates to choose from or make your own!) and re-orderable checks.
* Open a free savings account with as little as a dollar!
* Savings account interest - 7.899 percent!
* 50% discount of membership and admission of all WAB associated country clubs and functions of White American Bank.
* Loan rates 0% to 4.99 (W.A.C.)

For our 2nd class customers...

[This service is for bi-racial white employees with an Equifax Credit Bureau score exceeding 650.]

* checking account ($8.00 per month)
* customized check books (over 700 templates to choose from or make your own!) and re-orderable checks, starting at $20.
* Open a savings account with as little as fifty dollar!
* Savings account interest - 0.09 percent!
* Loan rates 6.99% to 27.99% (W.A.C.)

For our 3rd class customers...

[This service is for minority employees and all non-American employees. Credit score is not a consideration in this customer class as non-whites tend to have the lowest credit scores. *If you are a negroe, a mexican, a Chinaman, or any other foreigner, you had best find a better bank for you, but if you are considering working as a groundskeeper or maintainence man in one of our banking establishments, you will be considered for this customer class.]

* checking account ($80.00 per month)
* check books (1 template to choose from) and re-orderable checks, starting at $190.00
* Open a savings account with as little as $500 dollar.
* Savings account interest - 0.01 percent.
* Loan rates 617% to 643% (W.A.C.) (Minimum investment downpayment must equal 25% of the total loan.)